…twelve days of geekmas
all together now… 
On the first day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..a glitch on the video screen
On the second day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..two keyboard bounces,
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the third day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the fourth day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..Four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the fifth day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on my video screen
On the sixth day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..six I/O spasms
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the seventh day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..seven system resets
..six I/O spasms
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the eighth day of christmas, my puter gave to me
..eight useless printouts
..seven system resets
..six I/O spasms
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the ninth day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..nine burnt-out fuses
..eight useless printouts
..seven system resets
..six I/O spasms
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the tenth day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..ten disk-drive lockouts
..nine burnt-out fuses
..eight useless printouts
..seven system resets
..six I/O spasms
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the eleventh day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..eleven damaged diskettes
..ten disk-drive lockouts
..nine burnt-out fuses
..eight useless printouts
..seven system resets
..six I/O spasms
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and a glitch on the video screen
On the twelfth day of christmas, my puter gave to me..
..twelve blown-out circuits
..eleven damaged diskettes
..ten disk-drive lockouts
..nine burnt-out fuses
..eight useless printouts
..seven system resets
..six I/O spasms
..five blank cassettes
..four garbled SAVE’s
..three loose plugs
..two keyboard bounces
..and.. a.. glitch.. on.. the.. video.. screen!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
December 28th, 2005 at 2:34 am
I hope we finally run out of turkey by day 13
December 28th, 2005 at 8:21 pm
lol.. ima never wanna see another turkey if it lasts that long
December 29th, 2005 at 10:04 pm
we’ve had two turkeys this december – that’s three n a half weeks of nonstop turkeys